The Saddests of the Faddests (et ce n'est pas moi!)

HEY! Bet you never thought you'd find me here! I'm sorry, for I feel I must apologize. I'm just sad when it comes to fancy looking technology junk/fun stuff. I love beautiful computer ideas, and have a journal where I can write in straight lines (my current "hand held" (aka hand written) one has no lines and I fear for future generations who may try to solve the mysteries of their pasts in my sorry scribblings.). Anywhoo...

I must mention that this is SOMETHING to do and sorta SOMEONE to talk to. (other than school and invisible friends...) (ok ok ok ok, try distanced friends?) (fair?)

This also gives me somewhere to rant and rave and spill my guts out and BE ME! (no, I don't disect myself regularly but if you want to be so literal about it it's not much better than spilling my heart out. Jeez, I'm not even dead yet!) Somewhere that if someone gets offended I can argue "My blog! My thoughts! You don't have to come here!". I promise I will never intentionally offend someone. I will never "rat" on anyone here... spill their darkest secrets (along with everything else I'm aparently spilling). However I will NEVER EVER EVER promise to not have an opinion, thoughts, feelings, ideas, reasonings, or acknowledgments. So for all those broken hearts out there, this is not an empathetic safe haven: you'd be better off with guts. And that's my gut feeling. I learned a cool new word that means that, but I can't remember what it is..... bummer.

Anyway, welcome. Have a seat. Relax. Take off your shoes. Shut your mouth, close your eyes, and listen up, because...... ok. Not happening. Remember? BLOG? Gotta read it. Never mind, don't shut your eyes. Whatever. ("Don't be a gooey chocolate chip cookie!" - Shawn from Psych) Well, whatever you gotta do hang on to your eyebrows because you ain't never read anything like this yet!




P.S. Ok. So that was OVER dramatized. (Do you think that the "ain't" in that last line was a little too much? Too rough, too illiterate?
P.P.S. And before we blast off we all like to encourage each of you to make one final potty break before we leave for planet _______________, never to return to this planet (aka your current mind set) ever again!
P.P.P.S. Yeah, whatever.
P.O.S.H. ..............................................